What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:53
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
How short is too short for a skirt?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Then came..
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts